(via @jon_favreau)
Hmm… this one explains itself.
Here is a funny joke my friend told me:
There were 3 hikers walking through the woods. All of sudden a bear jumps out in the middle of the road. the bear says ” Ya know what, I’m not gonna eat you. instead, I want you 3 to go back to your countries of origin and bring me back 20 pieces of fruit each. And don’t try to escape ‘cause I will know.” so the 3 hikers went back to their countries of origin and got 20 pieces of fruit each and they came back to the bear. the first hiker brought oranges. The bear said “I don’t know if there are 20 fruits here. So I’ll have to count them. And don’t laugh or I’ll kill you.” so the bear started to stick the oranges up his butt. 1, 2, 3, 4 and the first hiker started to laugh. the bear cuffed him and he died instantly. the second hiker stepped forward and handed the bear 20 coconuts. the bear said “I don’t know if there are 20 coconuts here. I’ll have to count them. If you laugh i will kill you.” So the bear started to stick the coconuts up his butt 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18 and then the second hiker started laughing uncontrollably. the bear cuffed him and he died instantly. Up in heaven the first hiker asked the second “Why did you laugh, you were so close!?” the second hiker said “The third guy was bringing pineapples”
A reenactor dressed as a doughboy standing next to a hotchkiss machine gun. We went to a park in Norwich, where they had little tents set up. Each one was a different war or era, from pre revolution to Vietnam. Me, my dad and the doughboy had a lengthly conversation about French guns and ammunition. Of course, my favorite part was the WWI section.
My family and I went and saw “The Wall”, a travelling 80% scale replica of the Vietnam war memorial in Washington D.C. Very moving, being around there. but some of the Vietnam veterans had some pretty cool tattoos and leather vests. Included is a picture I took of a battlefield cross.
Engage The Call of Duty!he he he, i said duty!
I play Call of Duty 4 very often. So, if you have a PS3, and Call of Duty 4, challenge me! My user name is zombieslayer26. Be sure to mention Sector D.
Hobo Turf War Erupts On Gold Star Highway!
As I was on my way to school, my bus stopped at a red light outside a local restaurant named Olio. I looked up from my book, to see two hobos fighting it out. Apparently, one hobo invaded the other’s territory. All I saw was two guys I have seen panhandling there before yelling at each other. While I was talking to other kids at school about it, I heard rumors it turned into a fistfight. Heck, my bus driver was so worried she radioed it in! Freaky stuff!
