Here is a funny joke my friend told me:

There were 3 hikers walking through the woods. All of sudden a bear jumps out in the middle of the road. the bear says ” Ya know what, I’m not gonna eat you. instead, I want you 3 to go back to your countries of origin and bring me back 20 pieces of fruit each. And don’t try to escape ‘cause I will know.” so the 3 hikers went back to their countries of origin and got 20 pieces of fruit each and they came back to the bear. the first hiker brought oranges. The bear said “I don’t know if there are 20 fruits here. So I’ll have to count them. And don’t laugh or I’ll kill you.” so the bear started to stick the oranges up his butt. 1, 2, 3, 4 and the first hiker started to laugh. the bear cuffed him and he died instantly. the second hiker stepped forward and handed the bear 20 coconuts. the bear said “I don’t know if there are 20 coconuts here. I’ll have to count them. If you laugh i will kill you.” So the bear started to stick the coconuts up his butt 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18 and then the second hiker started laughing uncontrollably. the bear cuffed him and he died instantly. Up in heaven the first hiker asked the second “Why did you laugh, you were so close!?” the second hiker said “The third guy was bringing pineapples”